Monday, December 21, 2009

What.. What.. Adjuma?

Dear Korea,

Oh how I love thee let me count the ways...for instance your ridiculous Adjuma displays.Last night I witnessed a brawl in Anynag Il Bonga between two Adjuma. One wasn't wearing any shoes. The older of the two grabbed the other women by her arm and pulled a WWE move slamming her to the ground. Who needs to watch Ultimate Mixed Martial Arts when I all I need to do is walk around the corner? Elderly Adjuma : 1  Skanky Adjuma : 0 . Next time I'm takin bets. Speaking of the jazzy  Korean Adjuma this morning on my commute to work one stepped on the bus with skin tight snake skin pants, very Korean heels, way too much make-up, a fur coat that looked more like sick ferrets mated and a silver sparkly shirt that looked like a disco ball. Ummm interesting choice of outfit first of all, and second of all where are you going dressed like that at 7:30 in the morning? Ugh.. my hands were still defrosting, I wasn't quick enough to snap a pic. Why didn't I have my camera readily available? Next time... because you know they'll be one. For countless laughs Korea, you always brighten my day!


Ps. Sorry Grams and I thought you were jazzy...You dont have anything on the Korean Adjuma

1 comment:

  1. tippany...where was she going at 7:30 in the morning?! surely a gal of your caliber can easily answer that question. home...adjuma was going home because adjuma was out on the town gettin' wit it all night.
    p.s. you know her outfit was bomb and secretly you were jealous because she out-sparkled you. <3