"So... Tiffany, You still in China? Japan?"Let's play a game. Shall we?
Korean Peninsula, it is bordered by China to the northwest, Russia to the northeast, and is separated from Japan to the east by the Korea Strait and
the Sea of Japan
MYTH: BUSTED!
Myth 2: "You're probably like the tallest person in Korea"
Umm...NO! At a "towering" 5'10 and some change ,I am by far not the tallest person let alone female in Korea. Have you seen Korean Basketball players?
MYTH: BUSTED!
Myth 3: " So you can like get everything bootleg there? Jordans for $20 and diamonds for $10 right? If I send you some money..."
C'mon people REALLY? You think Koreans are Blinged out Jordan wearers? You've been watching way too much TV. Here's a thought pick up a book or read the BBC news. Koreans are not walking around blinged out sporting the newest 22's. Sorry to burst your bubble. I almost peed myself $10 diamonds!!!! SERIOUSLY? Wtf? Jordans are in import therefore cost more here and diamonds well have you seen the movie Blood Diamond? I am a teacher not a bootlegger! Enough said!
MYTH: BUSTED
Myth 4: " Korean women are soooo BEAUTIFUL! So docile and subservient"
Once again my friend you've watched Memoirs of a Geisha wayyyyy to many times. Secondly those women were JAPANESE! The number of beautiful Korean women is just the same as the states, a mixture or "Oh WOW" and "Oh HELL No!" If I had a shit ton of elective cosmetic surgery all before the age of 21 I'd be a knockout too. However Korean women (well a good portion are quite thin) due tend to dress more chic and take pride in their appearance more so than their Western couterparts. As far as docile goes, if you define docile by whining incesantly and throwing temper tantrums in public then sure go right ahead!
MYTH: BUSTED
MYTH 5: " Koreans are sooo skinny, it must be because ther eat all that rice and sushi"
What?Once again sushi is JAPAN! Koreans are considered the fatties of Asia.
News flash ,RICE is NOT a diet food. Actually it's quite the opposite. A fat Korean will see an overweight foreigner, sneer looking up from his/ her greasy delicious snack long enough to call you FAT! Because in reality they are in utter denial about their fatness.
MYTH: BUSTED
Next time on Korean MythBusters...
Epic Korean LIES Myths
Until next time...
Confucius say: Beware of of hillarious bullshit in the form of ignorance, you could end up in my next post. just kidding ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ :) ( sort of)
